Vibromasseur Vibe vert WOMANIZER

Speedy, discreet delivery as always.

Pros: easy to use, clean, charge and operate.

Cons: power, bit bulky.

It's well packed and the box is attractive. I feel this would be a perfect first toy (gateway to real power).

I feel I'm doing the, con: power, a bit of a disservice purely because I have been spoiled with just stronger, direct clit stim / suction toys.

That being said it did get the job done but if that's the only goal, a suction toy would be my go to.

It's fun, it's great for foreplay, and despite not being advertised as such, it sits snug by itself in your underwear (think bondage tease, rather than dog walking).

Overall, I'm pleased I have it in the collection, get one!

In short, this is a beautifully made and packaged product, with high quality materials at it's core.

The vibrator is essentially completely silent, even at full power so is perfect if being discreet is a factor. The main drawback is around the power, which is always give and take with noise, and unfortunately it doesn't have the oomph of some other designs but equally I have never seen a vibrator so silent, so if that is your focus this is a must have.

Soft, silky and with an ergonomic point to direct your results it is all in all a premium package of silence. Just lacking the power of larger toys.

this is a simple device but i couldn't figure out how to use it correctly. the vibrations are not strong enough and the positioning is awkward. i have yet to get an O from this device.

This is not the first Womanizer product we have owned. We have a clitoral suction toy which we reviewed that quickly became my other Half's favourite toy, so we expected good things from this one.

Straight out the box it feels premium. It's really nicely packaged, and is in the same nice mint green as our other Womanizer toy. A nice touch.

Now, turning it on for the first time, if you weren't holding it, you'd be hard pressed to know it was turned on it's that quiet! I had to put my ear closer to it to hear it. Not a problem for us but if discretion is something you need in a toy this will really do the trick.

Despite the witness, this thing packs a punch, really intense vibrations in a multitude of settings as we expect from toys nowadays.

The shape is perfect, it rests on the body shape of the pubic area perfectly, with the little notch sitting right where it's needed. As it's silicone, it means me or my partner, once we found the spot, were able to keep it there. Even changing speed or pattern didn't dislodge it.

If vibration is your thing, this is an amazing toy. In comparison with suction toys this doesn't give as good an 'o' but that is individual to everyone.

All in all well worth a go from a trusted and reliable brand.

Right out the box this vibrator screams top quality. The design is great, the feel is really nice and the magnetic charging connection is a really nice touch as well. This is advertised as "noiseless" which has often been a claim if disappointingly loud vibrators in the past, so we were keen to see how quiet it was.

It's VERY quiet. In fact when my wife first turned it on I assumed the battery was dead and needed charging. Even right next to her I couldn't hear this, very impressive indeed.

So with the idea of the neighbours hearing now a distant concern, we gave this some testing, both together and my wife alone during some quiet time. It was good, the extra relaxation from not worrying about waking the kids up in the next room was nice, and it regularly got my wife very, very close to exactly where she wanted to get. The problem was, for her at least, she found it difficult to get a specific spot stimulated. This is great at stimulating a larger area, but when she needs some very specifically targeted sensations to orgasm, this wasn't giving her that final push. Don't get me wrong, it only needed a few seconds with her favourite smaller toy to get there after using this, and the sensations wee still extremely nice, but it became more a precursor to the end goal than the actual orgasm deliver itself.

Despite they it's still become part of our fun, it's wonderful for giving lots of feelings at once in various areas, and the curved shape certainly gives a nice way to manage that, but for us it wasn't quite accurate enough to give that direct feelings.

But that is likely to be very different in other women; this is still an excellent vibrator, and while the price seems a little high if you get on with it and it works for you, the virtual silence is very much worth it!

I got this Womanizer vibe in the dark blue colour and I love the colour because it is different to every other toy I own. . . . and I own a lot. It is actually more of a grey with just a blue undertone. The silicone is top quality. It has such a soft, luxurious, silky feel to it.

The packaging, as with all premium Womanizer toys these days, can't be faulted. Everything in neat, inwardly layered compartments with pull tabs or push holes and no plastic in sight and all the essentials (quick start guide, charge cable and storage bag) included plus some extras. If you are looking for a premium sex toy to gift, this feels high end and is presented exquisitely.

Of course, upon receiving your new toy, you should fully charge it and read the quick start guide. I did neither. I couldn't wait so I just cracked straight on and thankfully the controls are so well designed and thought out that it's really easy to work out and use. For you, though, I will lay them out here. To turn on, press and hold the bigger button for 2 seconds, this button then increases the vibration intensity with short presses. To turn off, press and hold the button below it for two seconds or use this button, when on, to decrease the intensity. The third, smallest button, press and hold for 2 seconds to activate the autopilot patterns and short press to cycle through the 3 options. Press and hold to deactivate the patterns again and return to constant vibrations. So clever, so simple.

Onto use and it claims to be a "noiseless, lay-on clitoral vibrator". Is this accurate? For me, no, not quite.

It is super quiet, certainly the quietest vibe I've tried, but I like strong vibrations, and on the highest intensity, it's not silent. Better than anything else I own and under a duvet in a quiet, shared house it definitely won't be heard. I've used it on full intensity in bed when my OH is asleep and it's not woken him.

"Lay-on vibrator". Hmm? I defintely don't get this. I tried it, numerous ways and other reviewers seem to have got it to work, but whatever I did, it didn't hit the right spots. Whether my mattress is too hard, or my body the wrong shape, I felt (and probably looked) like a frustrated beached turtle, wriggling around, achieving nothing and getting nowhere.

What worked for me was lying on my back, legs bent akimbo, labia splayed, positioning it to my clit and then grinding with my hips. Normally, with toys, I move them to hit the perfect spot and then hold mostly still while they work their magic. With this vibe, the vibe remains pretty stationary while I grind and the different parts and shape provide the perfect range in stimulation. It is not a wham, bam, thank you ma'am like my Melt, it is a building, working stimulation and then when you hit just the right spot at just the right angle after building up, it's exquisite. I guess it feels more like grinding with an actual partner than other toys in my collection do.

The autopilot patterns are interesting, they are much better than regular patterns as they are much less predictable and for some they will be a huge bonus as they keep you guessing more. The Womanizer Next also has an autopilot and I love it on that toy but here I prefer to stick with a strong, constant vibe and adjust my hips for variation. We are all different though.

If you're after a discreet toy for secretive orgasms, this is 100% for you. It's much better, shape wise, than a bullet and much quieter and more discreet than a wand.

Useful, additional information: Charging is very easy. The charge cable has a very strong magnetic connection and the light is clearly visible when charging, slow pulsing when the power is low to constantly lit once fully charged. Cleaning is a breeze, the toy is fully waterproof and it's all smooth edges so all over sex toy cleaner and then fully rinse under the tap. Simples. The only negative I can come up with is that at the high intensities, you feel the vibrations strongly in your hand through the handle, which is irritating.

Overall, a very pleasing toy. It's not going to take over from my Melt, Mantric rabbit or Next Duo for fast explosive results but for occasions that require a quieter, more discreet toy or when I want a longer session, it's great.

Its ohhh sooo quiet.

Finally a vibe that is really as quiet as it states but onto that in a moment.

This Womanizer Lay on Vibe is so sleek and elegant in soft silicone.

Packaged in a very contemporary and detailed box, it comes with a storage bag, magnetic charger and instruction booklet.

Upon opening you are presented with a sleekly designed toy which is ergonomically shaped to fit with the contour of the woman's body and sit nicely onto the clit.

We have not fully charged the Womanizer up yet but it's supposed to run 90mins on a full charge, we didn't need anywhere near that time such is the power of this toy and missus S was quivering in under 5.

A quick 2 second hold of the power up button and you are up and away.

With 10 power settings we were amazed how quiet this baby is. Even on the highest settings it only produces a small humming sound, its not quite fully noiseless as it states on the box but on the lower settings it is.

It also has an auto pilot button with 3 settings of Harmony, Melody, Orchestra to surprise you, we preferred to keep on a standard setting but thats just our choice.

Level 7 or 8 got Missus S over the edge giving her a very powerful orgasm.

The vibe is charged by a magnetic cable but one of the best we have encountered with a strong hold and not easily disconnected.

Another feature we always love on a vibe is the IP67 waterproof mark, ready for bathtime fun.

This is a great vibe which we will be giving a lot more time too and sure there will be plenty more big Os to be had.

It does come with a hefty price tag and not sure if its justified but then again its a Womanizer and its a quality product and the quietness of the product I suppose makes it worth the price tag.

If it's in your budget then its one of the better vibrators on the market to purchase.

Thanks LH & Womanizer for a brilliant vibe which we can't wait to use again.

Unboxing a womanizer is always a treat. High quality and thoughtfully designed, the packaging of this toy is definitely worth a mention.

First impressions of the toy - it feels well made, silky and sleek and easy to charge ready for use. Switch it on and wow it is quiet, unbelievably quiet. Even upping the intensity it is still the quietest toy I own.

As a lover of womaniser suction toys I was eager to see how this vibe compared and to be honest it has taken me a few uses to make my mind up.

Unlike the air suction, which gives me an almost instant orgasm, this toy is definitely more of a slow burn. However that is not necessarily a bad thing, as once I get there it’s very intense and worth the wait.

It has a lovely shape to it which gives options for a broader or a firmer pointed edge. It also has a range of speeds ranging from a gentle level which would be perfect for beginners to more powerful options further up the scale.

Im not usually one for patterns on toys, I like a constant buzz. However the autopilot option is something I can definitely get on board with. The patterns are so subtle in their changes they feel more natural and carefully thought out.

Overall if I want a quick fix I probably won’t be reaching for this toy but for a relaxing solo session or with my partner this definitely has a place in my toy box.